Funny.....

Bumper sticker I saw on the way home from work today:

"Dog is my co-pilot."


Name of a diner I saw on vacation in North Carolina:

"Eat your damn food and get the hell out!" I almost wrecked the car when I saw the sign on the side of the road. I didn't stop, because I didn't know how much further I had to go before I got to the house. And couldn't stop later because I didn't remember where it was! And I LOVE diners!!