Ohio has lots of lotteries - instant lotteries and the kind that you have to wait until 7 PM every evening to see if you won. Included in the latter are Pick 3 and Pick 4 - lotteries where you pick 3 (or 4) digits and can win as much as $500 on a $1 bet. Numbers - just the mafia used to run - but I digress.
Every night when they pick the numbers, they always do it in the same order: Pick 3 then Pick 4. One night I'm sitting there watching it (actually waiting for Two and a Half Men reruns to come on), when it occured to me: the Pick 3 and Pick 4 numbers look like a phone number when you put them together.
That's when the Mr. Hyde part of my personality came out.
I think it would be hysterical to call the phone number that the Pick 3 and Pick 4 number generates and ask "Is this 123-4567? It is? Well you'd be really rich right now if you had played your phone number." And then hang up.
Mr. Hyde is not, needless to say, MATURE.
And I'll write about some of the practical jokes I HAVE played at some point in the future. I don't do it often, but when I think of a really good one, it's hard to resist.
Lots of layers of emotions going on in this one
4 years ago
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And you'd get to do it twice a day...
(Afternoon drawing and evening drawing.)
Delicious.
So, when did you join the dark side?
I actually inVENTED the Dark Side many centuries ago....
Wait till you read about the practical jokes I actually played! I don't let Mr. Hyde out to play often, but he does get out once in a while.
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